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If I Was The King letra
If I was the king
I would get myself a bitchin' crown
And I'd make all the bitches call me sir michael starr
I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne
And at night I'd go in the town
In a big stretch hummer with a hot tub and a bar
If I was the king
I would outlaw clothes for chicks
So you could see if the shaved their pussies
Or if they were hiding dicks
I'd lower the drinking age
So little kids could get drunk too
And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a wedding ring
If I was the king
That'd be fuckin' nice right?
I'd knock down all the schools
And put up licquor stores
And give free boobjobs to the strippers and the whores
I would outlaw common sense
Feed the homeless to the wolves
And if you didn't like steel panther you'd go to jail!
If I was the king
I'd make beer the official food
And you'd never have to take the trash out
If you happen to be born a dude
You could buy hand grenades at starbucks
And take a shit right on the street
And I'd kill katy perry so I wouldn't have to hear her sing
If I was the king
Her comes the court jester man!
And if the motherfucking peasents didn't like it
I would tell them all to suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Legalize masturbation
At every strip joint in the nation
And the minimum cup size would have to be a double d
Oh yeah
But if you were in a band
You wouldn't have to use your hand
There'd be mandatory blowjobs for guys like you and me!
If I was the king
Megan fox would be my queen
But I'd still fuck christie brinkley
And any girl older than 16
I'd execute one direction
And drop a nuke on the middle east
But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't have to feel the sting
If I was the king
If I was the king
If I was the king
Steel Panther - Letras
- 17 Girls In a Row
- 1987
- Ain't Dead Yet
- All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight)
- All That And More
- Always Gonna Be a Ho
- Anything Goes
- Asian Hooker
- B.V.S.
- Big Boobs [explicit]
- Bukkake Tears
- Community Property
- Critter
- Death To All But Metal
- Don't Stop Believin'
- Eatin Ain't Cheatin
- Eyes Of a Panther
- Fantasy
- Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)
- Friends With Benefits
- Fuck 2020
- Fuck Everybody
- Fucking My Heart In The Ass
- Gangbang At The Old Folks Home
- Girl From Oklahoma
- Gloryhole
- Gods Of Pussy
- Goin’ In The Backdoor
- Gold-Digging Whore
- Heavy Metal Rules
- Hell's On Fire
- I Ain't Buying What You're Selling
- I Got What You Want
- I Like Drugs
- I Want It That Way
- I Want Pussy
- I Want Your Tits
- I'm Not Your Bitch
- If I Was The King
- If You Really, Really Love Me
- In The Future
- Is My Dick Enough
- It Won't Suck Itself
- Just Like Tiger Woods
- Let Me Cum In
- Let's Get High Tonight
- Magical Vagina
- Momentary Epiphany
- Never Too Late (To Get Some Pussy Tonight)
- Now The Fun Starts
- On Your Instagram
- One Pump Chump
- Party All Day (Fuck All Night)
- Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of The World
- People Are Stoopid
- Poontang Boomerang
- Pornstar
- Pussy Ain't Free
- Pussy Ain’t Free
- Pussywhipped
- Put My Money Where Your Mouth Is
- Red Headed Step Child
- Sexy Santa
- She's On The Rag
- She's Tight
- Sleeping on the Rollaway
- Sneaky Little Bitch
- Stripper Girl
- Supersonic Sex Machine
- Teleporter
- Ten Strikes You're Out
- That's What Girls Are For
- That’s When You Came In
- The Burden Of Being Wonderful
- The Shocker
- The Stocking Song
- Tomorrow Night
- Turn Out The Lights
- Walk Of Shame
- Wasted Too Much Time
- Weenie Ride
- Whole Lotta Rosie
- Why Can't You Trust Me?
- Wrong Side Of The Tracks (Out In Beverly Hills)
- You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk
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